January 5, 2008
The Clock is Ticking…
You barely have the confetti vacuumed out of the carpet and the hype for Valentine’s Day has already started.
Don’t shrug it off. This could be the most important spoiling day of the year: the one critical time to spoil your wife or girlfriend; the one day you have to totally spoil your husband or boyfriend.
And your significant other will be watching you, especially in mid-February, for the following signs:
- Perspiration and shortness of breath
- Bad hair
- Crazed, harried look in the eyes
- Phone calls at odd hours
All these signs indicate that you haven’t done your Valentine’s Day shopping and that you haven’t made reservations for your special dinner.
To avoid this suspicion, shop early… and shop often!


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