How NOT to spoil your husband:

10. Dump all the day’s problems at his feet the moment he walks in the door from work.
9. Whip his butt in arm wrestling.
8. Whip his butt in chess.
7. Know the football teams and their stats better than he.
6. Joke with your girlfriends about his nighttime intestinal problems… while he’s in the room.
5. Win every argument (or say that you win every argument).
4. Buy him a pink polo shirt and sulk when he refuses to wear it.
3. Wear flannel to bed.
2. Tell him repeatedly that he’s getting bald.

And now for the #1 way how not to spoil your husband….

1. Say “Oh, you again” when it’s “frisky” time.

OK, that was all in good jest, but you know that all things humorous have an element of truth to them! Stay tuned– I’ll be back with the Top Ten list with ways that you can actually spoil the big guy!