Well, people, we’ve discussed the Top Ten Ways How NOT to Spoil Your Husband, let’s create an equal opportunity moment and look ways how the husband can destroy the relationship! Sometimes a little sarcasm goes a long way. Read and learn!

1. Buy her a nightie, and when she tries it on, say it “doesn’t look too bad.”
2. Buy a fixer-upper of a house, then confess you don’t know how to fix anything.
3. Tell your buddies her facial hair shaving techniques.
4. Talk about finances right before bedtime.
5. Be oblivious to your children who are screaming and fighting next to you while you are watching TV.
6. Never pitch in with dinner preparations.
7. Talk about your new, young secretary… all week long.
8. Buy her a beautiful gold choker necklace that’s too small, and tell her “well, it looked great on the jewelry salesgirl.”
9. Remodel the bathrooms to have no tubs, only shower stalls.

And now for the #1 way how not to spoil your wife…

1. Casually mention that DNA paternity test kits will soon be available at drugstores.

Whoa! Ouch!

OK, that was all in good jest, BUT there is much to be gleaned from that list! Understanding how to spoil your lady shouldn’t be mysterious. Just don’t EVER EVER do those things in this list, and stay tuned for some great spoiling ideas in the next Top Ten list– how you can REALLY spoil your wife.